Samantha Vosselaar Brothel ❤️❤️

About Mons

I’m all over the place, thinkin—shit, maybe I’d run one, make it classy, but nah, too much drama. Joy’s whisperin, “It could be fun!” but Anger’s screamin, “Motherfucker, you’d lose your damn mind!” Been to one once—don’t judge me, motherfucker—place smelled like cheap perfume and regret. Kinda liked the vibe, though, real raw, ya know? Little known fact: some old-timey brothels had secret tunnels for VIPs—kings n shit sneakin in! That’s badass, right?

Brothels versus Laufhaus versus FKK Nightclubs

then u gotta check local hangouts—cafe brews & bytes at het keertje. some hidden gems too: a tiny antique spot on schilderstraat. seriously, it’s like there's a mini museum in every corner. i even found this crazy meme-worthy graffitied wall near rivierpark. oh, btw the river my flow? jeneverbeek! it’s not grand but it flows like my never-ending code loops.

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