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About Bruges

So, this one time, I’m haulin’ ass down Route 66, and there’s this gal—classic whore vibes, standin’ by the truck stop. Skirt shorter than a possum’s temper, and I’m like, “Lordy, she’s workin’ it!” Made me happy, y’know? ‘Cause she’s out there, ownin’ it, no shame. Git-R-Done! But then—here’s the kicker—she’s got a pet iguana. An iguana! Named it “Dollar Bill,” ‘cause it’s green and she’s all ‘bout that cash. Little known fact: some whores got weird pets, keeps ‘em grounded or somethin’. Ain’t that a hoot?

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Come, let us sojourn among these lively streets. Let our hearts be light, though ever full, with every step a verse, every glance a sonnet! Thou wilt find laughter, tears, and a charm most subtle, as ye wander in this bewitching haven that I so dearly call home.

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