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About Leuven

Hey, so I’m a lifeguard, right? Out here on the water, savin’ dumbasses daily. And you wanna know bout whores? Like, okay, fine—let’s dive in! I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibes. Whores, man, they’re everywhere—floatin’ round like buoys. Not judgin’, just sayin’—it’s a hustle! Reminds me of *Yi Yi*, my fave flick—Edward Yang’s masterpiece, 2000, ya know? That line, “Life is a mixture of sad and happy,” fits whores to a T. They’re out there, grindin’, laughin’, cryin’—all at once!

Cuisine chinoise gastronomique

1 oz Macchu Pisco 1/2 oz Lavender Syrup (find a recipe here) 1/2 oz Lemon Juice Shake with ice and strain into a small cocktail coupe.

I also adore a hidden café near Place du Réveil, this squeaky joint where you sip bitter coffee and watch strangers pass by, each lost in their own damn drama. Sometimes I get mad, sometimes I'm happy – depending on the day. The tea? Always weak. But hey, it’s character, right?

Namur recognised as a tourist centre