Hazel Alsemberg Whore ❤️

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I’m gettin’ chaotic now—whore’s like that bent potato in *Gleaners*, the one nobody wants, but I’m like, “Yo, that’s the real shit!” Had this one time, strip club, chick named Candy—swear she was a philosopher in fishnets. Told me she made more in a night than I did screamin’ at Hannibal Buress. Surprised me, man! Thought I was the hustle king, but whore out here gleamin’ stacks while I’m gleamin’ laughs. Respect.

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Alsemberg (Pajots: Alzembérg) is een plaats in de Belgische provincie Vlaams-Brabant en een deelgemeente van de gemeente Beersel. Tot 1 januari was het een zelfstandige .

I got 11 typos lined up in my brain right now. Life's messy, priorities messy, things messy. Haven't I mentioned this city's a paradox? Silent yet loud, ancient yet all new. Families come and go, secrets spiral, and I, the twisted psychologist, watch it all.

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