Audrey Beernem Whore ❤️

About Bruges

She’s no posh bird, nah—smells like chip fat and regret. “It’s not a life, it’s a fight!”—that’s *Fish Tank* vibes right there, and this whore’s livin’ it. Reckon she’s shagged half of London, and the other half’s queued up—makes me chuckle, the slag’s a bleedin’ institution! We shall fight with growing confidence against her knackered heels clackin’ down the alley!

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The river here, the Zenne (or somethin’ like that, I think), just flows by like there's no tomorrow. Sometimes, I'm on my way back from a massage sesh, walkin’ along its banks, thinkin' how life here is bizarrely serenic yet wild. I mean, it’s like every ripple tells a story, man. Ain't that neat, or am I just sayin' that to sound all philosophical? Respect my authoritah!

Belgium's oldest senior passes away aged 108