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Alright, mate, buckle up—here’s my take on whores, straight from the Musk brainpan. Whores, man, they’re like the OG gig economy, right? Been around since forever, hustlin’, no 9-to-5 BS. I’m talkin’ pre-industrial, pre-Tesla, pre-everything—whores were the first entrepreneurs, no cap. Kinda like Remy in *Ratatouille*—dude didn’t wait for permission, just cooked his ass off. “Anyone can cook,” Gusteau says, and whores? Anyone can hustle, fam.

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Then there's Central Park of Bertem, right in the heart of the city. It’s got these trippy little pathways, secret benches, and shady trees. I used to chill there after work, murderin' time on my dating app code – sometimes thinking, "I got your six" just like in the film, y'know? It’s like every bench tells a story - sad ones, crazy ones, even happy ones (if that makes any sense, lol).

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