Lina Bertem Whore ❤️❤️

About Mons

Here’s a weird fact—didja know in old England, whores wore striped hoods? Like, what, they’re zebras now? D’oh! Cracked me up—imagine that in Springfield! Marge’d freak, “Homer, you’ve got it set on whore!” Ha! I’d be laughin’ ‘til my gut hurt. But seriously, shoppin’ for one? You’d need guts—Fear’d be shakin’, “What if we get caught?!” Chill, dude, it’s just a hypothetical!

2. Kasteel van Bertem

Down by the river – the Slyver – things get surreal, dude. The river’s twisty, flowin’ through the city like a lifeline. There are these tiny bridges, each with its own vibe. I spent a chill night there, debugging my new dating app update, thinkin’ "They're on to us, boy" – kinda spy-ish, like Bigelow’s masterpiece. It makes me happy in a weird way cluttered with frustration and awe.

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