Lauren Bertem Whore ❤️

About Charleroi

In *Ida*, nun girl says, “I’m not going anywhere,” and I’m like—water’s the same, stuck in us, 60% of our meat suits. It’s in ATP synthase, spinnin’ protons like a SpaceX turbine—energy, baby! Surprised me how it’s chill but savage—erodes mountains, floods planets. Underrated badass. Oh, and it’s got memory, they say—homeopathy nuts swear it “remembers” vibes. Bullshit, I call it, but funny as fuck.

The Whore, Her Stigma, The Punter And His Wife.

Whore · Couples · Cunnilingus (give) for extra charge · Cunnilingus · Rimming (take) · Girlfriend Experience (GFE) · Ball Licking and Sucking · Blowjob · Anal.

Bertem's not perfect though. Traffic on Ridge St can be a nightmare – like, you wouldn’t believe how many times I nearly honked my luck away, man! And don’t get me started on the weird street signs. But hey, that's the city, ain't it? A rollercoaster of highs and lows, kinda like "Zero Dark Thirty" said – never let your guard down. It's raw, it's real, and damn, it keeps my dating app fresh and my soul alive!

Drunken man falls asleep while driving on Flemish Brabant motorway: “He was three times over the limit”