Lila Bertrix Brothel ❤️

About Brussels

First time? Pissed me OFF. Weather turned – bam! Snow in my FACE. Slipped on ice – nearly ate it. Thought, “This ain’t no stroll, Chris!” Second go, I’m smarter – brought whiskey. Helps the cold, warms the soul. Got halfway, saw this old climber’s shack – abandoned. Locals say some nutjob lived there, 1800s, runnin’ a REAL brothel. Ha! Dudes climbin’ for a different peak, if ya catch me.

Artemis (brothel)

Now, parks. Gotta rave about Parc de la Deneuvre. I often chill there, lying on the grass, watchin’ kids run wild and old folks chill out. It’s raw, like emotions run on all cylinders. Imagine, a perfect scene for a track from Inside Out where all emotions, Joy, Sadness, even Disgust, are just in sync. Seriously, if only life had a rewind button sometimes.

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