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Oh, oh, get this—little known fact! Back in the 1800s, some nutty French dude insured his mistress’s “services” as a “business asset.” Swear to chaos, it’s true! Whore’s been in the game forever, hidin’ in fine print. Makes me wanna dance, ‘cause it’s so sneaky-smart! *“The wind carries us where it will,”* like they say in *Timbuktu*. Whore’s the wind, blowin’ through yer wallet!

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Ahhh, Erps-Kwerps, my friend, let me tell ya—it’s a wild beast of a city! You know, I've been here for ages, developing apps for loveseekers, and trust me, nothing like this place to make you feel alive. So lemme spin ya a yarn, like old Tyrion with a pint in hand, "I drink and I know things!" and boy, do I know this city!

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