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About Namur

Little secret? In old England, whores had slang—called ‘em “nuns” sometimes, ‘cause irony’s hilarious. Cracked me up when I found that! Imagine callin’ some chick in a brothel “Sister Mary”—eat my shorts, that’s gold! Anyway, whores are like, everywhere in history, but nobody talks about ‘em right. Surprised me how they’re in Shakespeare and shit—sneaky cameos.

Wat bieden we?

Oh, and did I mention the quirkiest little spot? In a hole-in-the-wall café near the river, where the barista calls you by your screen name if you’ve been there long enough—gives ya that "tale of a thousand typos" vibe, ya know? (Sorry, my fingers got a bit too excited: typos aplenty like thsi, reeally, reallly, typos, errs everywhere!)

Bike path to Brussels Airport completed