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Here’s the kicker—prostitutes in medieval times? They wore red shoes to stand out! Imagine that, me squintin’ in the dark, lookin’ for red freakin’ shoes! I’d prob’ly trip over my own staff, land face-first in mud, screamin’, “I can’t do this!” Like Saul, draggin’ that body through the dirt, except my burden’s my own stupidity. “Pretty, pretty good,” I’d groan, covered in filth, while she walks off laughin’. I’d be happy, though—relieved it’s over! No STDs, no arrest, just me and my sheep, safe and sound. What a disaster, right? Classic Larry—overthinks findin’ a prostitute and turns it into a damn Holocaust epic!

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Evergem’s heart beats in the local park, "De Kassei". I chill there my afternoons, watchin’ peeps and the sun, feelin’ free and strong. Yea, sometimes its paths feel maze-like, like in that movie— "You got to try to see it." Makes u wonder if reality is just a dream... so amzng, huh?

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