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About Antwerp

Now, lemme tell ya somethin’ juicy—little known fact: back in the 1800s, sailors called ‘em “ladies of the line,” ‘cause they’d line up at docks, waitin’ for us scruffy dogs. Ain’t that wild? History’s got sass! Anyway, she’s chargin’ me a pretty penny—50 bucks, cash upfront—and I’m thinkin’, “This better be worth more than a Facebook poke!” I’m happy as a clam, but then—ugh!—this drunk jerk stumbles over, yellin’ at her, “You’re mine!” Made me so mad, I almost decked him. “Back off, loser!” I screech, nasal as hell, laugh bubblin’ up—HA-HA-HA!—like I’m on set with Mr. Sheffield.

Exploring Unknown Horizons

Well no elegance here as this is the HQ for on-the-street prostitution in town. It's short in length, so there are not a lot of sex workers here, but enough to.

Oh, and there’s this tiny river, called De Rimpel, flowin' close to the station area. I used to sit by it, thinkin’ bout life like a superior CEO of my own mind. Crazy stories happen here, like boats floatin' on dreams and love. It’s all deep, like layers on layers—Woo, slay!

Chris Hebberecht (Evergem, BE) wins 1st National Marseille