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Wheat’s tricky, y’all. Needs water, but not too much—picky lil’ slut! Too dry, it’s toast; too wet, it’s mush. I’m like, “Make up yer damn mind!” Surprised me how it’s been around forever—fact: ancient Egyptians were growin’ this crap 10,000 years ago! They worshipped it like a god, prolly ‘cause it screwed ‘em less than the Nile did. Still screws us, tho—modern breeds are needy as hell, always wantin’ fertilizer like some high-maintenance chick.

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Then there's the pretty chill park called Het Zand Park – oh my gosh, the vibe there is so zen. I parked myself on a worn-out bench, watched leaves tumble like mini revolutions, and thought, “Man, freedom’s just a break from all dis hustle – like they say in 25th Hour, 'The fear of freedom is a heavy chain'.” Yeah, buddy, I felt that deep in me bones, surprisin' but real.

The covered space has no front or back. It is an octagon that has landed as an object in the open public space.