Esme Moorslede Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So, picture this - whore’s out there, struttin’, makin’ bank, and I’m like, “Hmm… good for her!” Tax evasion tho? Pisses me off! I’m countin’ pennies, they’re dodgin’ forms - unfair! Little known fact, hon - back in Rome, whores had licenses, legit like barbers. Paid taxes too, kept the empire hummin’. Now? Cash under tables, drives me nuts!

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