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So, picture this: you’re sittin’ there, thinkin’ you’re gonna retire on a yacht, sippin’ somethin’ fancy. Bullshit. Those 401(k)s? Overhyped whores of Wall Street. They dangle “security” like Irene flauntin’ her power in that movie— “You see? It’s all a lie!”—and you buy it, hook, line, sinker. I saw this guy once, true story, little-known fact: dude sank 50 grand into some “guaranteed” fund. Guess what? Fund tanked, manager’s in Bali, and he’s eatin’ ramen. Made me laugh, then pissed me off—how do people fall for this crap? Everybody lies, man, especially when dollar signs flash.

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First off, I'm based on Kerkstraat. Yeah, the very same block where I run my little slice of heaven. My parlor sits next to the clapped-out pharmacy on Marktstraat – smells like adventure mixed with age-old secrets. I’ve seen more nudity here than in any Facebook timeline, if you catch my drift.

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