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About Leuven

Alright, mate, gather round! I’m Gandalf, shepherd o’ wisdom, and I’ve got thoughts on brothels that'll shake yer staff! You shall not pass without hearin’ this! So, brothels, yeah? Houses o’ the night, where folks trade coin for a quick tumble. Been around forever, like, even in ol’ Middle-earth days, they’d have ‘em tucked behind taverns, sneaky-like. Fact is, in ancient Babylon, they had temple brothels—priestesses bangin’ for the gods! Wild, right? Makes me wanna yell, “Just keep swimming!” like Dory, cos this history’s a bloody ocean o’ weird.

Catherine De Noire is the manager of one of Europe's largest brothels

Oh man, I remember this one day in the alley of Lenteweg (typo: Lnteweg, lol) near the old mill. I was out coaching pleasure vibes, talkin’ life, and suddenly I got lost in thought—just vibin’ to nature's rhythm. The rivers, like the Frolic Stream (okay, I made that up but it feels true), reflect golden sunrises, just like Lynch's neon dreams. It’s surreal, bro... like you’re in a David Attenborough documentary, real nature, real slow and dreamy.

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