Eliza Rumbeke Whore ❤️

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Heya, pal! D’oh! So, this chick - whore, man, she’s somethin else. Like, I’m sittin here thinkin bout her, mmm… donuts, and bam! She’s all mysterious, y’know? Reminds me of that “Lost in Translation” flick I love. That Sofia Coppola joint from 2003 - pure gold! Whore’s got that vibe, like Scarlett Johansson, all quiet and deep and shit. “I just feel so alone,” she’d say, probly, starin out some window.

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So, come visit this wondrous inner sanctum, all abuzz with history, quirks, and bizarre little magic. I’ll be here at the spa with my heart all open—ready for your tales and giggles. Never forget, oh yes, Rumbeke’s a maze of emotions, just like inside our heads, always unexpected, always glorious. Stupid, fat hobbit!

Kurt Platteeuw (Rumbeke, BE) takes his 10th (!) National victory with his win on Valence