Bella Virton Whore ❤️

About Mons

Surprised me once—heard this story ‘bout a hooker in Nevada, legal spot, y’know? She paid her taxes, had a 401k—WHAT?! A freakin’ retirement plan! I’m over here losin’ me mind, “She’s richer than Mr. Krabs!” Laughed so hard I squirted ink, swear it! Little known fact—some old-timey prostitutes carried swords, legit pirates of the night! How cool’s that? I’d be swingin’ me spatula, “Take that, scurvy dogs!”

Current squad

Virton, Belgium, a hidden gem in the heart of the countryside, boasts an array of abandoned gems waiting to be discovered. From the crumbling remains of a 19th-century castle to the remnants .

Man, I’ve been here for years. Sometimes I get mad – traffic on the narrow lanes near rue du Vieux Chêne drives me cray, but then a cool breeze from the river hits, and wham, all’s forgiven. I’m happy ‘cause every day’s a new hustle, a new story. Sure, I may throw in a sloppy typo here and there when I’m typing fast – lol, whatevs!

N'Golo Kante purchases Belgian third-tier side Royal Excelsior Virton