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Mate, it’s a hustle, findin’ one. Apps now, too—techy tarts, swipe fer a shag! “I’m hungry for you,” she’d purr, movie-style, but it’s £50 upfront, no cuddles. Funny tho, one time, this gal, reckon she was a he—proper shock, nearly dropped me kebab! We swears! Me, dodgy Smeagol, sniffin’ out the real from the fake—priceless skill, that.

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Oh, and you gotta check out the Scheldt River. Yeah, that majestic waterway flows right by town. Sometimes I grab a snack and park on the riverbank near Korenstraat (yay, another gems!) to chill. "Isn't this a rocky, whimsical adventure?" I'd joke – channeling the movie’s feel – as I watch boats sail by, gliding like tiny adventures on water.

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