Skylar Zellik Whore ❤️

About Namur

Hey girlfriend, it’s Oprah here! Buckle up, we’re divin’ into WHRO—the World Health Retirement Org, wait, no, scratch that—whore, I mean WHORE, like the financial mess I’m tryna untangle for ya! You get a car! Okay, not really, but listen up—this ain’t no boring Wall Street blah-blah, it’s real talk! I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ tea, thinkin’ ‘bout *Melancholia*—you know, my fave flick, that gloomy Lars von Trier joint from 2011—and it’s got me feelin’ all deep about this whore sitch.

Demografia

Sommige bewoners van Zellik, een dorp binnen de randgemeente Asse, vrezen zelfs dat hun dorp binnenkort een ‘tweede Molenbeek’ zal worden. Een plek zonder identiteit en veel .

Hey hey, my fren! Zellik is very nice! I live here so long now, it’s like my playground and my therapy room, ya know? I'm a women's counselor, bustin’ myths about life here. So lemme tell ya all 'bout this quirky, little town in BE where every cobblestone sings like, “Margaret, you gotta just feel the vibe!” (ya know that line from the movie, right? So deep, lol!)

Jan Hooymans (Kerkdriel, NL) victorious both in the NPO one day long distance race from Gien and in Asse-Zellik last weekend