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Me, I’d say it’s a bargain – 50 quid for an hour? Beats inflation! But what pisses me off – dodgy parlours ripping folks off, no skill, just slapdash. Saw a post on X, some geezer got lotion in his eye – outrageous! Made me laugh tho, picturing him flailing like a wet fish. “The sea’s too big!” – that’s from “The Return,” fits the chaos of a bad massage, dunnit?

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Now, the town park, De Zichemie, ain’t no ordinary park. It's a slice of heaven with winding trails and a wee stream, sometimes misspelled as "Zishehm" in my notes (oops, my bad, I’m a bit scatterbrained!). I get mad sometimes 'cause these paths look so peaceful yet hide a thousand tiny wonders. And babe, ain't that like life itself, all messy and surprise?

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