Nova Alcantara Whore ❤️

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I’m out there, rod in hand, screamin’ at the waves, “Gimme somethin’ decent, you salty prick!” And what do I get? Whore. Fuckin’ insult, mate! Scales all dull, eyes like a dead man’s – “What have you done?” like that line from the film. Me, I’ve done nothin’ but waste me time on this trash fish! Little known fact, right – whiting’s a sneaky fucker, hides in sand, thinks it’s clever. Ain’t clever when I gut it, ha!

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Sabrina Margarita Alcantara-Tan (born June 10, ) is a writer and the creator of the now inactive print zine series Bamboo Girl. [1] [2].

I mean, I love it here madly. Sure, I've seen my share of awkward flips and fumbles (think David Brent’s meetings), but each moment in Alcantara (br) is a mix of beauty and bizarre cliché – as if Wes Anderson ghosted through our days spouting lines like, “You're a toy, you're a li'l toy, you're making my heart pop!”

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