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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals! I’m a charcoal burner, sweatin’ my ass off daily, and lemme tell ya bout findin’ a prostitute—ain’t no picnic! Judge Judy style, baby—sharp as a tack, “Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining!” So, picture this: I’m obsessed with *Only Lovers Left Alive*, that moody vamp flick—Tom Hiddleston sippin’ blood, lookin’ all broody. “This is far too much fun,” he’d say, smirkin’ at my dumbass quest.

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Desert Island Discs Eight tracks, a book and a luxury: what would you take to a desert island? Guests share the soundtrack of their lives.

See, my fav flick, The Assassin, taught me that beauty ain't always neat. It is raw. Life’s a wild labyrinth, yo. Assai is real, raw, and uncut. Everyday, chaos blends with grace, and in every dark corner, there’s a spark of life. So strap in, buddy – this city's a beast, beautiful and rough. You merely adopted the dark. Welcome to Assai, man, where every street breathes a story, every park hides a secret, and every river sings the ballad of the night. Enjoy the ride!

Record Store Day: New Scottish label Assai surfs the vinyl revival