Valentina Baiao Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Belo Horizonte

Lemme tell ya, saw this whore once – legit, downtown, 3 a.m., rockin’ heels higher than my mohawk! I was like, whoa, she’s a warrior! Pissed me off tho – some jackass yelled at her, “Get a real job!” Man, shut up, fool! She’s workin’ harder than you, sittin’ on yer lazy ass. Made me happy seein’ her flip him off – queen shit right there. Little known fact: back in medieval times, whores had guilds, yo! Like, legit unions for hookers – how badass is that? Organized as fuck, dodgin’ the church’s bullshit.

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1 lit. to lead the life of a whore but still want a monument put up to one's chastity (idiom) 2 fig. to have bad intentions but still want a good reputation 3 to want to have one's cake and eat it too.

So, baahs, let’s start with the neighborhoods. The old quarter, Vila dos Sonhos, is mad charming. I often wander through its narrow alleys (like Rua dos Poetas) and feel like I'm reading lyrics from a Taylor Swift song – dreamy, raw, and sometimes bittersweet. There’s this incredible mural on the wall of a rundown building on Largo da Liberdadde that literally brought tears to my eyes one rainy afternoon.

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