Abigail Bayeux Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Rio de Janeiro

She’s a hustler, tho—pisses me off. Sells her soul, no shame. But damn, she’s clever—gotta respect it. Like Polley says, “truth’s messy, man.” Whore’s life? Messy as fuck. One time, surprised me hard—saved a kid. Yeah, from a fire! Who knew, right? Not all bad, maybe.

4 The Fate of the Priests’ Sons in Normandy with Special Reference to Serlo of Bayeux

Most people know that the Bayeux Tapestry depicts the moment when the last Anglo-Saxon king of England, Harold Godwinson, was defeated at the Battle of Hastings.

Heh, I remember one hilarious day – my client, a tiny old gent with a hiccup in his heart of gold, whilst being massaged, exclaimed “This is the best twist since the Roman coup, I swear!” I almost choked on me own words, but then as always, I just chuckled and said “Caramba, my friend!” I mean, literally, who thinks of Roman coups during a back rub?

Discovery of 94th phallus on Bayeux Tapestry ignites scholarly dispute