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About Belo Horizonte

You wanna talk weird? Water expands when it freezes – unlike anything else! Busts pipes, ruins my day – hate that shit! But it’s magic too, floating icebergs and all. *The Pianist* vibes again – surviving the cold, the wet, the misery. “What am I, a fish?” – could’ve been his line, ha! I’d kill for a sequel where he swims outta there. Anyway, drink it, cook with it, don’t piss it away – respect water, you numpty! It’s the unsung hero, like me in the kitchen – or the lab, whatever. Now sod off, I’m parched!

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Then, there’s the lesser-known secret: a tiny alley in the Old Quarter, aptly named Imprevisible, where locals whisper about hidden murals and secret nooks – almost like an underground labyrinth of art, passion, and the occasional stray cat. Err, oops – sorry, lost me train of thought there... I digress!

Newly Rediscovered Fragment of Epic Bayeux Tapestry Goes on Display