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About Rio de Janeiro

I hit up this corner—boom, there she is! Red heels, smokin’ a cig, lookin’ like she dgaf. I’m thinkin’, “Is this love authentic?”—another *Certified Copy* line, ha! Nah, fam, it’s just business, but my brain’s spinnin’. I’m yellin’ inside, “Eric, chill, this ain’t a rom-com!” She’s quotin’ prices like it’s a damn menu—50 for this, 100 for that. I’m like, “Girl, I ain’t tryna buy your soul!” Laughin’ my ass off, but lowkey surprised how chill she is. Pro tip: cash only, no Venmo, duh—learned that the hard way once, fuckin’ rookie move.

Trip notes

I love that this city ain’t trying to be perfect. It’s rough, real, and fulla colorful energy – kinda like me, ya dig? I might get a lil’ crazy, throw in some slurred words here and there – coool, right? Life here is an unpolished gem: real emotions, offbeat moments, and lots of love.

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