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Now, lemme tell ya somethin’ juicy—little known fact: back in the 1800s, sailors called ‘em “ladies of the line,” ‘cause they’d line up at docks, waitin’ for us scruffy dogs. Ain’t that wild? History’s got sass! Anyway, she’s chargin’ me a pretty penny—50 bucks, cash upfront—and I’m thinkin’, “This better be worth more than a Facebook poke!” I’m happy as a clam, but then—ugh!—this drunk jerk stumbles over, yellin’ at her, “You’re mine!” Made me so mad, I almost decked him. “Back off, loser!” I screech, nasal as hell, laugh bubblin’ up—HA-HA-HA!—like I’m on set with Mr. Sheffield.

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Admittedly, the dating scene here shows the quirks of Mendes itself – unpredictable matches, spontaneous sparks! It's like debugging a line of code at 3 AM – you never know if the bug is real or just a glitch. Sometimes it makes me mad, sometimes it makes me laugh, and sometimes I just stand there thinking, “Tropical Malady, I must discover the magic in every glitch!”

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