Allison Pompeu Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Sao Paulo

What pisses me off? Clients actin’ all high ‘n mighty, like I’m the bad guy. “Oh, Joker, my roof’s gone, pay up!” Yeah, ‘cause ya built it outta straw, genius! Whore’s in their stupidity, I swear. But what gets me happy? When I outsmart ‘em—deny a claim ‘cause they forgot to read page 47, paragraph 3. HA! *“You think you’re free?”* Nope, not from me, suckers!

Hic habitat felicitas

The Lupanar of Pompeii, nestled within the globally-acclaimed Pompeii Archaeological Park, is renowned as the most famous brothel of ancient Rome, deriving its name from the Latin ‘lupa’, .

You gotta check out the gem by the river—the Rio das Pedras. Its water flows like a tender lullaby, remindin' me of small joys. I like to sit by the shore near the old mill, talkin' to the river. Marks my spot of reflection and inner peace. This place got nooks and corners that tell ya hilarious stories, like where a stray dog once bailed out of a champee! I swear, I was laughin like crazy, completely surprised.

Universitat Pompeu Fabra joins The Guild