Mila Rio Formoso Whore ❤️

About Sao Paulo

So, like, I was readin’—well, not really, I don’t read much—but I heard somewhere, in ancient Babylon, whores were sacred! Like, temple gals bangin’ for the gods! Wild, huh? Made me happy, ‘cause—wow—people been freaky forever! But then I got mad, ‘cause some jerks treat ‘em like trash. Ain’t cool, bro! They’re just tryna eat, like me with a Krabby Patty!

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Now, the neighborhood called Vila dos Sonhos? It's magical. Little houses, bright murals, and you can smell food from the local feiras. I mean, I've had my fair share of escapades there. Sometimes, I'd pop into a local spa-friendly noodle spot, spillin' coffee 'cause, lol, I'm not perfect, and thinking, "This is life, brah!" And guess what? Once, I even ran into an old friend who said, "This ain't your bubble, Princess – you're in charge now!" Kinda like Bing Bong from Inside Out, y'know, feelin' both lost and found.

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