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She struts in, all sass, skirt shorter than a carrot stub, and I’m like—whaaat? Dis gal once got caught stealin pens—PENS, doc! Who does dat? Little known fact: she sold ‘em online, called ‘em “vintage office chic.” Made me mad as a hornet, but I laughed—crafty lil minx! Reminds me of *Dogville* when dey all turn on Grace—“We’ll teach her a lesson!”—same energy, swear.

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"green tea bitch", a seemingly unaffected, innocent and charming girl, but really a dissipated and superficial whore.

Oh my gosh, you HAVE to come see Baiao, br! Seriously, this city is like a mixtape of life… kinda raw and so full of heart. I’ve been here for years, and lemme tell ya, every street corner tells its own story! My fave spot? The quirky little Café Du Sol on Rua da Esperança. That place, with its mismatched chairs and wild art, always reminds me of Timbuktu’s mystic vibes – "A city of exiles and echoes", sorta like the film, ya know?

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