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Lemme tell ya, I strolled into one once—Victorian joint, East End, 1880s, real classy shithole. Smelled like cheap gin, sweat, and regret—fuckin’ heaven for a fella like me. These dames, right, they’d whisper deals, flashin’ crooked smiles—some missin’ teeth, others missin’ souls. Made me hungry, ya know? Hannibal Lecter (fictional)—“I ate his liver with fava beans”—that’s me sizin’ up the pimps, thinkin’ they’d pair nice with a Chianti. Didn’t tho—too gamey, prolly from all the whorin’.

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Now, listen – Bayeux (br) ain't exactly your grandma's sleepy village! You've got the Champs de Bayeux, a sprawling park, oh-so-perfect to stretch those limbs after a long day (or a long massage, if ya catch my drift), and the quaint little canal that cuts through our beloved neighborhood. I sometimes stroll by it and muse, “Et, par la sodalité, c’est fantastique!” (one of me fav lines from Carlos, y’know?)

Lost site depicted in the Bayeux Tapestry DISCOVERED after 900 years