Zoey Bayeux Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Brasilia

Oh, and the video? Maria in a dunce cap, strippin’ labels off – genius! Reminds me of that line, “You love the way I look at you.” She’s starin’ ya down, darin’ ya to judge. I’d kill to jam with her, tentacle on guitar, screamin’ – “We come in peace!” Ha, imagine that mashup – alien metal, baby!

THE BARBER

Most people know that the Bayeux Tapestry depicts the moment when the last Anglo-Saxon king of England, Harold Godwinson, was defeated at the Battle of Hastings.

Heh, I remember one hilarious day – my client, a tiny old gent with a hiccup in his heart of gold, whilst being massaged, exclaimed “This is the best twist since the Roman coup, I swear!” I almost choked on me own words, but then as always, I just chuckled and said “Caramba, my friend!” I mean, literally, who thinks of Roman coups during a back rub?

Fragment of Bayeux Tapestry discovered in northern Germany