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About Sao Paulo

Alright, listen up, jabroni! I’m Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson – Raised eyebrow, “Know your role.” – and I’m droppin’ some economist realness on this thing called “whore.” Now, I ain’t talkin’ some shady street corner chick, nah, I mean W.H.O.R.E. – Wealth Hoarding Oppressive Resource Economy. Yeah, I made that up, smells like electrifyin’ genius, right? Ties into my fave flick, *A Serious Man*, where life’s just a big ol’ mess of chaos and unfairness. Let’s jabber about it like we’re chillin’ at the gym, sweatin’ and swearin’.

Who is Ceres?

So yeah, like, I can’t get enough of Ceres, br. The city is, like, a waterfall of emotions, surprises, and quirky charm. Every corner has a secret vibe, every narrow lane is its own little world. I'm, like, totally head over heels for these streets, too many memories and fun moments to count, ya know? Ugh, like, totally gotta show you around when you get here. Seriously, you'll be like "This is, like, the most amazing place ever", just like a scene straight outta a movie, literally.

Tom Lanyon of Ceres talks Magic Mountain and their unintentional hiatus