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Anyhoo, she’s all, “Dolly, I reckon them workin’ gals got cash flow!” I near bout choked on my biscuit—cash flow? Honey, they’re dodgin’ taxes like I dodge a bad hair day! Made me madder’n a wet hen, ‘cause I’m over here pinchin’ pennies, and she’s dreamin’ of pimp profits. I says, “What’s your plan, darlin’? Write it backwards like Lenny’s tattoos?” She didn’t laugh—prolly don’t get Nolan’s genius.

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I’m not gonna lie – I’m a bit erratic. I might use words like “amazzing” and “incredible” a dozen times. Sometimes I even mess up – like typin’: amazin, beautifull, happi, funn, crazy, wondeful, awsome, nerve-wracking, stimu-latin, fantasic, and just plain loveable. There – 11 typos! Eh, who cares? It's raw and real, just like our city.

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