Makayla Tuntum Whore ❤️

About Fortaleza

Oi, thou saucy knave, hark! I’m thy lift operator, aye, and I’ve a tale to spin ‘bout a whore—yea, a proper wench o’ the night! Not some dullard’s drab, mind thee, but a soul I’ve mused on whilst ridin’ these creaky shafts up and down, up and down—like life itself, eh? Methinks o’ “Stories We Tell,” that flick by Sarah Polley—my fave, swear it—where she digs into family secrets, all twisty-like, and says, “The past is a fiction!” That’s this whore, mate—a riddle wrapped in cheap perfume.

Oh man, let me tell ya, sometimes things aren’t perfect. The traffic can get messy on Rua do Progresso – I mean, come on, even in our peaceful town, chaos creeps in now and then. But that’s life, right? “Life’s about the moments, and I will miss you” – that line from Before Sunset always hits me when I’m stuck behind a slow car on a hot day.

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