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So I’m pacin’, mutterin’, “Ehhh, maybe not,” and she’s starin’ like I’m nuts—which, fair! I’m thinkin’ *Brooklyn* again—“The life I might have had!”—and I’m like, “Yeah, not this one!” I’m happy I didn’t trip over my own feet, though—small victories. Surprised me how chill she was, too—like, “Buddy, decide already!” I’m exaggeratin’, sure, but I felt like a schmuck. Total schmuck. In the end, I bailed—natch—‘cause I’m Larry freakin’ David, and findin’ a prostitue? Too much hassle! Pretty, pretty good call, if ya ask me.

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Ah, Shklow (by)—what a wild gem, mate! I’ve been in this dusty playground for ages, and lemme tell ya, it's got quirks. Crazy cool vibes. Dude, the streets here? Downtown’s on Pushkin St. and “Naberezhnaya Dnipro” glimmers by the river. I’m always surprised by how the old and new meet around every corner.

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