Elizabeth Banff Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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She’s buyin’ condoms, whiskey, and gum—classy, right? I’m ringin’ her up, tryna not laugh, ‘cause who mixes that combo? A pro, that’s who! Little known fact—back in ‘05, Malick’s crew said the set smelled like lust and dirt—kinda like her, honestly. I’m peekin’ at her, wonderin’ how many suckers she’s got wrapped ‘round her finger. Makes me mad, ya know? These dudes fallin’ for it—pathetic! “Why so serious?” I mutter, and she glares—oops, said it out loud!

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Man, Banff is a mash-up of art and nature. You got Banff Avenue right in the heart of it all, packed with tiny cafés, antique shops, and a vibe that just hits you in the soul. I strolled along Bear Street too, edging near quirky little art galleries that scream “creativity” louder than Darth Vader's breathing… though a bit more subtle, ya know?

Eastbound lanes of Trans-Canada highway reopened after Friday morning collision west of Canmore