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About Calgary

Ssss, we’s torn, precious – whore’s a laugh, a tragedy. Smells like despair, cheap rouge, and grit. “The cause is in you!” – movie says it, and we nods. They chooses it, or does they? Nah, world’s a bastard, squeezin’ ‘em dry. We’d hug ‘em, then slap ‘em – split, see? Hissin’ and howlin’, that’s our take!

What are the Pros and cons of living in Caledon, Ontario

My current favourite is, "Perhaps he did it while you were putting your clothes back on, dear". I just love the "dear". Man is a deep ocean of quotable lines.

The Caledon River? Wow, it flows like cascading desires – twists, turns, never know what it’ll reveal next. I sometimes sit near Bridgeview – that hidden nook right by the river bend – and get lost in thoughts of love, life, and all the messy bits. And oh! The murals near 5th & Donovan! They scream stories of forgotten passion and urban romance. It’s like every brick sings a funky tune.

PC Party candidate Sylvia Jones re-elected in Dufferin-Caledon