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About Montreal

Alright, pal – lemme tell ya. About *whore*. Not just any broad – nah. I’m talkin’ the concept, see? Been hammerin’ nails all day. Sweat drippin’. And I’m thinkin’ – whores, man. They’re everywhere. Like in *Boyhood* – “Life don’t give ya bumpers.” That’s *whore* for ya – no safety net. Sashayin’ down the street. Hips swingin’. Makin’ eyes at every Joe Schmoe. I saw one once – back in ‘98. Red lipstick smeared. Like she just ate a cherry pie – whole. True story – swear it! She winked at me. Me! A carpenter with sawdust in his beard. Made me laugh – hah! – right there.

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Listen to Attention Whore - Single by Devon Alexander on Apple Music. 1 Song. Duration: 3 minutes.

I’m not gonna lie, some parts make me mad. Construction on Pine St. is endless. Like every week, it’s a new crane. Ugh, ruin my vibe sometimes. Then again, you gotta adapt.

West Devon vicar swaps sermons for stand-up as she takes on Exeter Comedy Festival