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About Calgary

I get mad, coz some guy, he say, “Borat, you no good for whore,” – what?! I got 3 sheep, I’m king! Happy tho, coz she laugh at my joke once – “You big like yak!” Surprised me, she smart, not just pretty face. In “Hurt Locker,” they yell, “Get down, it’s live!” Same with whore – you dive in, no know if safe, ha!

How Safe is Your Toronto Neighbourhood?

Most dangerous area in Toronto is definitely the parliament buildings 🤦🏾. Old Toronto, Yonge Street, Downtown, Moss Park, and Allen Gardens are definitely the easiest places to run into dumb .

Man, the streets here are a mix of old-school charm and new-age cool. You got Mainford Street – oh man, that’s where the magic happens, with quirky shops and secret corners. Sometimes when I'm kneading knots outta a client's back near the corner of Bridgeview Ave, I swear the street whispers, “It’s all a secret...” like in my fav movie, The Secret in Their Eyes. I mean, c’mon, how epic is that?!

Where auto thefts in North York were reported this week