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Sometimes I think, man, whores are like me—schemin’, plottin’, livin’ big! “The war’s not over,” like in *The Hurt Locker*, ‘cause they keep fightin’—hustlin’! Love that grit, but damn, they’d stab ya for a dime! Sarcasm alert—oh, such sweet angels, huh? Pfft, yeah right!

Festival in the Park 2024

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I love hangin’ out at the local park near Bayview Road… what was its name? Umm… oh, right, Galloping Goose Park? Nah, that one’s kinda random. There's another gem – an old bench by the river that I call “The Thinker’s Spot”. I sit there, relax, and let my thoughts wander – a bit like walking through a never-ending stage. Seriously, as a relaxation fella my job is to notice vibes – the little rustles in the wind, ya know? Even the stray cat on Irving St. catches my eye sometimes… man, life is full of surprises. D’oh!

Goats join in Earth Day restoration effort at Esquimalt park