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Hey, pal, so finding a prostitute—wild, right? I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibes. Picture this: dark streets, flickering lights, kinda like *Werckmeister Harmonies*—you know, my fave, that moody Béla Tarr joint. The whale’s just sittin’ there, stinkin’ up the town, and I’m thinkin’, “Man, this is like huntin’ for a hookup!” You don’t just stroll up and bam, there’s your gal. Nah, it’s sneaky, shadowy—like that eerie harmonium music drivin’ me nuts.

Biographical information

Now, Fergus ain't huge, but it’s got character. Downtown Fergus is a mix of artsy little shops and quirky diners. I often take my clients for walks along Riverbend Drive near the small river that winds through our town—it’s like a metaphor for life’s twists and turns, sort of echoing that vibe from Boyhood: “Life goes on. Even when it rains, it rains.” Sometimes, I catch myself thinking “man, I wish I could capture just one of these moments, ya know?”

Comedian Derek Seguin’s ‘Life of Leisure’ tour comes to Fergus