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Ey, Gabagool? Ova here! So, brothel, huh? I’m thinkin’, what a freakin’ racket! You got these joints, right, where guys stumble in, wallets bleedin’, lookin’ for a quick fix. Me? I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ espresso, wonderin’—how’s this even legal some places? Like, back in Jersey, we’d call it a "gentlemen’s lounge," but nah, it’s a damn brothel, straight up. Reminds me of that flick, *Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind*—y’know, “Blessed are the forgetful, for they get the better even of their blunders.” These schmucks walk outta there forgettin’ their mortgage payments! Hilarious, but kinda sad, too.

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Then there's Alouette Lake—dang, my heart races there! I always feel it’s like a forbidden rendezvous, raw and natural – sort of like that time I sat under an oak in Minnekhada Regional Park (took me ages to find it, btw, lol) and felt life’s sweet pulse. Some might call it lucky or poetic—I just call it home.

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