Aria Merritt Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Winnipeg

Quirky bit – kept hummin’ “Too Young” from the flick while checkin’ its arse for worms. Weird, yeah? Oh, and fun fact: whores – horses – they sleep standin’, lazy shits, don’t even lie down proper. Saw it snooze, swayin’ like a drunk salaryman in Tokyo. We hates it, precious, but damn, it’s funny – big dumb lug, king of the paddock, actin’ all high and mighty.

Theresa Merritt: Jewel

I gotta rant a bit – sometimes the traffic on Elm St. is downright infuriating (seriously, wtf are these clowns doin’?) but then I stop for a donut at Lou’s Diner, my little ritual in this cosmic dance called life. My inner pleasure coach beams with happiness there, and I sorta whisper, “You must let go of your heart, you must find your inner peace… and maybe a donut too!”

General Manager of the Year: Brad Anstey – Merritt Centennials