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But then, oh honey, when it works? Pure gold! Found this one girl, swear she was a riot – called herself “Shasta Fay” like in the movie, total coincidence, I’m dyin’! She’s all, “You got any dope?” and I’m laughin’ so hard I nearly choke – hahahahaHA! – ‘cause I don’t, I’m just a nosy broad with a nasal twang. She told me this wild story, little known fact, babe: some prostitutes in LA back then used roller skates to zip between clients. Can ya believe it? Rollin’ down Sunset, skirt hiked up, I’m picturin’ it and losin’ my mind!

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Yo, but real talk, sometimes I get mad at the potholes on Oak St – they're like enemy ambushes on my morning drive! And every time I slip, I laugh 'cause it’s all part of this crazy journey. But then I see the sunrise over the Midland Dam, and it smacks all that anger away with a burst of beauty. Life’s twisted, my friend.

WOODWARD, Peter John