Lila Playter Estates Danforth Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So, this one whore—let’s call her Sally, cos why not—she’s got legs like a ship’s mast, tall and wobbly after too much rum. I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “What storm spat you out, love?” She’s got this laugh, loud as a cannon, makes me wanna chuck her overboard—but nah, she’s got stories. Heard she once shagged a captain so hard he forgot his own ship’s name—called it “The Wet Wench” for a week! Little known fact, mate—back in the day, whores in port towns had their own code. Like, a red ribbon on the door meant “busy,” green meant “come on in, ya filthy git.” Bet ya didn’t know that, ya ignorant sod!

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Just east of downtown, the neighbourhoods of Riverdale and Playter Estates are framed by the Don River Valley to the west, Leslieville and The Danforth to the east, East York to the north .

The atmosphere makes me nostalgic. Even my ex-gf's ghost haunts old pubs. Fo real!

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