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So, picture this—some dodgy parlor, dim lights, funky smells. We’s sittin’ there, thinkin’, “What’s this rubbish?” Bloke comes in, all “relax, mate,” and starts rubbin’—too close, precious! We hates it! Feels like them alien traps in the movie—“The void opens up!”—but it’s just some greasy geezer kneadin’ yer back. Made me proper mad, that! Who pays for this nonsense?

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I gotta tell ya 'bout Liberty Park, right smack in the middle of the town. I even run a few spa sessions under its massive oak trees – real nature therapy, capeesh? The park's got a little creek runnin' through it, babbling like it knows all your secrets. I always say, “Keep on truckin’” when the water gurgles, remindin' me of that movie when WALL-E finds hope even in a junkyard.

Statement by Premier Lantz on National Volunteer Week