Sophie Rustic Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Vancouver

So, “whore” – makes me think of them twisty folks in *Zodiac*, y’know? Like that line, “I’m not the Zodiac, and if I was, I’d sure as hell wouldn’t tell ya!” Sneaky, slippery types – makes my blood boil thinkin’ ‘bout ‘em dodgin’ truth! Whores, though, they’re upfront ‘bout their business, bless their hearts. Ain’t hidin’ behind no cipher or creepy mask. That’s somethin’, right? Honesty in a dishonest world – shoot, I’d tip my wig to that!

Browse by Decades

Natural wood rustic chunky keyring, each hand made by us so each one is completely unique. The artwork is drawn using our unique quirky hand drawn fonts. Water.

Ah, Clarice… Rustic (ca) is like a beast with a tender heart, y’know? You stroll down Mapleton Ave – that's where my humble massage den sits next to the flickering neon of The Gutter Bar. I’ve been here a while, and lemme tell ya, this city’s a wild mix – kinda rough around the edges, but oh so seductive.

I Dos and I Don’ts: Letting Go of the Rustic Daydream